Some of the quotes from this summer at my internship – feel free to post more in the comments section and I will add them

  • Boats were hitting the shore!
  • I’m drinking Vodka, Bitch!
  • Keep Up Intern
  • Matt, the strangest thing happened last night, someone stacked beer cans in front of our door
  • Guys, who cares what the wireless password is | It has to be a word that’s not in the dictionary | why? | So people don’t upload child pr0n!!!
  • AKASH!!! Tonight, we slay!!!
  • WEST SIDE!!!
  • PS: Dayquil is fucking crack juice
  • Akash, I’m so high on cough medicine that I’m barely sure where I am right now
  • Narnia
  • I want to hit that in the next year or so…
  • So Bob, what should my summer goals be? Come to work.
  • AMURICA
  • There are no Monkeys in Nebraska
  • Fagbot
  • Get the card, pledge (Massimo telling Tom to get a BevMo! Card)
  • ROTTEN
  • His stick is so much better than yours…
  • PLEDGE
  • It’s the intern bitches!!
  • Whoopsies